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is fucking the left eye of a pumpkin and says: “hei, if that pumpkin didn’t want it, why was it smiling the hall time?”

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My dog was licking itself on the floor. I’m on the couch, touching myself. We catch each other’s eyes for a second…. we both start laughing.

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A lot of porn actresses are East European these days. So I guess in 1989, when the wall came down, what was behind it were some hard-bodied women.

(from various Dave Attel numbers)

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By schmoukiz, 29.03.2008 in Funny
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