Put on your yarmulke
Here comes Chanukah
So much funukah
To celebrate chanukah
Chanukah is the festival of lights
Instead of one day of presents, we have eight crazy nights

When you feel like the only kid in town without a Christmas tree
Heres a list of people who are Jewish just like you and me
David Lee Roth lights the menorah
So do James Caan, Kirk Douglas, and the late Dinah Shore-ah

Guess who eats together at the Carnegie Deli?
Bowser from sha na na and Arthur Fonzerelli
Paul Newman’s half Jewish, Goldie Hawn’s half too,
Put them together, what a fine lookin jew!

You don’t need deck the halls or jingle bell rock
Cause you can spin a dreidel with captain Kirk and Mr Spock
– both Jewish

Put on your yarmulke
Its time for Chanukah
The owner of the Seattle Supersonica
Celebrates chanukah

OJ Simpson, not a jew
But guess who is? hall of famer Rod Carew- he converted
We got Ann Landers and her sister dear Abby
Harrison Ford’s a quarter Jewish- not too shabby

Some people think that Ebenezer Scrooge is
Well he’s not, but guess who is
All three stooges
So many jews are in showbiz
Tom Cruise isn’t, but I heard his agent is

Tell your friend Veronica
It’s time to celebrate Chanukah
I hope I get a harmonicah
Oh this lovely, lovely Chanukah
So drink your gin and tonicah
And smoke your marijuanikah
If you really, really wannakah
Have a happy, happy, happy, happy Chanukah
Happy Chanukah

Adam Sandler – The Chanukah Song, part II


Chanukah is the festival of lights
Instead of one day of presents
We get eight crazy nights

When you feel like the only kid in town
Without a Christmas tree
Here’s a new list of people who are Jewish
Just like you and me

Winona Ryder,
Drinks Manischewitz wine
Then spins a draydle with Ralph Lauren and Calvin Klein

Guess who gives and receives
Loads of Chanukah toys
The girls from Veruca Salt and all three Beastie Boys

Lenny Kravitz is half Jewish,
Courtney Love is half too
Put them together
What a funky bad ass Jew

We got Harvey Keitel
And flash dancer Jennifer Beals
Yasmine Bleeth from Baywatch is Jewish
And yes her boobs are real

Put on your yarmulka
Its time for Chanukah
2 time Ocsar winning Dustin Hoffmanaka
celebrates Chanukah

OJ Simpson,
Still not a Jew
But guess who is,
The guy who does the voice for Scooby Doo

Bob Dylan was born a Jew
Then he wasn’t
but now he’s back,
Mary Tyler Moore’s husband is Jewish
‘Cause we’re pretty good in the sack.

Guess who got bar-mitzvahed
On the PGA tour
No I’m not talking about Tiger Woods
I’m talkin’ about Mr. Happy Gilmore.

So many Jews are in the show biz
Bruce Springsteen isn’t
But my mother thinks he is.

Tell the world-amanaka
It’s time to celebrate Chanukah
It’s not pronounced Ch-nakah
The C is silent in Chanukah
So read your hooked on phonica
Get drunk in Tijuanaka
If you really really wannaka
Have a happy happy happy happy Chanukah!

Adam Sandler – The Chanukah Song part III


Put on your yamulke
It’s time for Chanukah (sounds good guys)
Once again it’s Onakah
The miracle of Chanukah. (give it up for the Drei Dels)

Chanukah is the festival of lights.
One day of presents?
Hell no, We get eight crazy nights.

But if you still feel like the only kid in town without a Christmas tree
I guess my first two songs didn’t do it for you
So here comes number three!

Ross and Phoebe from "Friends" say the Chanukah blessing.
So does Lenny’s pal Squiggy and "Will & Grace"’s Debra Messing.

Melissa Gilbert and Michael Landon never mixed meat with dairy.
Maybe they should have called that show "Little Kosher House on the Prairie."

We got Jerry Lewis, Ben Stiller and Jack Black.
Tom Arnold converted to Judaism, but you guys can have him back!
(Just kidding Tommy!)

We may not get to kiss underneath the mistletoe
But we can do it all night long with Deuce Bigalow! (I’m jewish!)
Oh My God! Sweet Robbie Schneider is here!

Put on the yamukah
Here comes Chanukah
The guy in Willie Nelson’s band who plays harmonica
Celebrates Chanukah.
Oooo, good job Schneider

Osama bin Laden–(Booo!)–not a big fan of the Jews.
Well, maybe that’s because he lost a figure skating match to gold medalist
Sarah Hughes, her mama’s Jewish!

Houdini and David Blaine escaped straightjackets with such precision.
But the one thing they could not get out of
Their painful circumcision.

As for Half-Jewish actors, Sean Penn is quite the great one,
And Marlon Brando not a Jew at all ,
But it looks to me like he ate one.

Gweneth Paltrow is half jewish
But an aweful time Oscar winner
Jeniffer Conneley’s half jewish too
And I’d like to put some more in her

There’s Lou Reed, Perry Ferrell, Beck and Paula Abdul.
Joey Ramone invented punk rock music
But first came Hebrew school.

Natalie Portmanukah
It’s time to celebrate Chanukah.
I hope I get an Abrtronicah,
on this joyful, toyful Chanukah.

So get a high colonicah
And soil your long johnukahs
If you really really wantukah.
Have a happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy
Happy Chan-u-kah!

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By schmoukiz, 12.07.2008 in Muzica
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  • Pink Floyd - Brain Damage
  • (traducerea mea)

  • David Gilmour - Cruise
  • Pink Floyd - Wish You Were Here
  • (tradus de mine)

  • Frank Zappa - Bobby Brown
  • Roger Waters - Amused To Death
  • Mark Knopfler - Heart Full of Holes
  • Mark Knopfler - True Love Will Never Fade
  • Mark Knopfler - Behid With The Rent
  • Gianni Morandi - Parla piu piano
  • (The Godfather)

  • Dire Straits - Why Worry
  • Leonard Cohen - The Future
  • Leonard Cohen - Waiting for The Miracle To Come
  • Leonard Cohen - Democracy Is Coming To The USA
  • (traducere)

  • David Gilmour & David Bowie - Comfortably Numb
  • Jethro Tull - Too Old To Rock’n'Roll,
  • Too Young To Die

  • Bob Dylan - Things Have Changed
  • Bob Dylan - Mr. Tambourine Man
  • Willie Nelson - Always On My Mind
  • Willie Nelson - I Never Cared For You
  • Mircea Florian – Podul de piatra
  • Johnny Cash - The Highwayman
  • Norah Jones - Sunrise
  • Gheorghe Dinica - Sunt vagabondul vietii mele
  • Tom Jones - It’s Not Unusual
  • Dalida & Alain Delon - Parole, parole, parole
  • Adriano Celentano - Azzurro
  • Eric Clapton - Wonderful Tonight
  • Eric Clapton - Please Be With Me
  • Eric Clapton - Tears in Heaven
  • Katie Melua - Nine Million Bicycles
  • Mahalia Jackson - Dig A Little Deeper
  • Chris Rea - Auberge
  • Chris Rea - The Road To Hell (full)
  • BB King & David Gilmour - Eyesight to The Blind
  • Leonard Cohen - Closing Time
  • Bruce Springsteen - Secret Garden
  • Bruce Springsteen - Born in The USA
  • BB King & Eric Clapton - Help The Poor
  • Mahalia Jackson - Amazing Grace
  • Elvis Presley - Suspicious Minds
  • Mike Oldfield - Moonlight Shadow (Maggie Reilly)
  • Edith Piaf - Milord
  • Edith Piaf - Johnny, tu n’es pas un ange
  • (Sanie cu zurgalai)

  • Spitalul de urgenta - Sila
  • Spitalul de Urgenta - Prietenii
  • Sarah McLahan - In The Arms of An Angel
  • Aretha Franklin - I Say A Little Prayer For You
  • Gloria Gaynor - Can’t Take My Eyes Off of You
  • Taxi - Dragostea, ca o pereche de pantofi
  • Shaggy - Repent
  • Creedence Clearwater Revival - Have You Ever Seen The Rain

  • Nina Simone - Sinnerman
  • Shirley Bassey - Where Do I Begin
  • (Love Story)

  • Adrian Ivanitchi - Arsura
  • Fleetwood Mac - Peacekeeper
  • Tracy Chapman - Give Me One Reason
  • Taraful din Clejani - Dorul meu e numai dor
  • Taraful din Clejani - Intoarcerea la Clejani
  • Israel Kamakawiwo’ole - Somewhere Over The Rainbow
  • Altar - Protest
  • Gica Petrescu - Cantece de petrecere
  • Deep Purple - Smoke on The Water
  • Deep Purple - Soldier of Fortune
  • Deep Purple - When A Blind Man Cries
  • Ion Albesteanu – Omule cu caii buni
  • Iron Maiden - Fear of The Dark
  • (live in Rio)

  • Iron Maiden - Run To The Hills
  • The Doors - Riders On The Storm
  • Dire Straits - Sultans of Swing
  • Dire Straits - Romeo and Juliet
  • Dire Straits - So Far Away
  • Mihai Margineanu - Mai stii
  • Romica Puceanu - Arz-o focu’, dragostea!
  • Romica Puceanu - Saraiman
  • (My English Version)

  • Don McLean - American Pie
  • Robbie Williams - Supreme
  • Nicole Kidman & Robbie Williams - Something Stupid
  • Sting - Fragile
  • Sting - Englishman in New-York
  • Rita Pavone – Cuore
  • UB40 - Red, Red Wine
  • Miriam Makeba & Harry Belafonte - Malaika
  • (My Angel)

  • Sting - Mad About You
  • Pavel Stratan - Viata moldovana
  • Pavel Stratan – M-am nascut de ziua mea
  • The Eagles - Hotel California
  • Led Zeppelin - Stairway To Heaven
  • Pink Floyd - Time
  • Pink Floyd - Coming Back To Life
  • Pink Floyd - Learning To Fly
  • Anton Achitei - Am un leu si vreu sa-l beu
  • Morcheeba - Rome Wasn’t Built in A Day
  • Maria Tanase - Marie si Marioara
  • Maria Tanase - Lume, lume
  • Maria Tanase - Cine m-aude cantand
  • Madonna - Take A Bow
  • Pinocchio - I’ve Got No Strings!
  • (Dickie Jones)

  • The Rolling Stones - Angie
  • The Rolling Stones - Play With Fire
  • Toni Iordache - Asa beau oamenii buni
  • Fara Zahar - Manea (Grosu si Artagosu)
  • Fara Zahar - Neamul lui Penes Curcanu
  • System of A Down - Lonely Day
  • System of A Down - ATWA
  • Pink Floyd - If
  • Frank Sinatra - My Way
  • Frank Sinatra - Strangers In The Night
  • Ben E King - Stand by Me
  • Coolio - I See You When You Get There
  • Suie Paparude - Cu zambetul pe buze
  • Frank Sinatra & Bono (U2) - Under My Skin
  • Smokie - For A Few Dollars More
  • Louis Armstrong - What A Wonderful World
  • Muzica

  • U2 - Pride
  • (live, Romania ovationata la Dublin dupa Revolutie)

  • Vali Sterian - Pariu pe o lacrima
  • Vali Sterian - Anotimpuri
  • Mika - Grace Kelly
  • Mika - Big Girl, You Are Beautiful!
  • Van Morrison - Brown Eyed Girl
  • Queen - Somebody To Love
  • Queen - Bohemian Rhapsody
  • Anda Calugareanu si Toma Caragiu – La copia piu bella
  • Salt ‘n’ Pepa - What A Man!
  • Nat King Cole - Let There Be Love
  • Ion Dolanescu - Eu si maine-as vrea sa mor
  • Pasarea Colibri - Vanare de Vant
  • Pasarea Colibri - Popa Nan (Mircea Vintila)
  • Gilbert O’Sullivan - Alone Again, Naturally
  • Ionela Prodan - Din bucata mea de paine
  • Peggy Lee - I Don’t Know Enough About You
  • Metallica - Nothing Else Matters
  • Metallica - The Unforgiven
  • Elena Merisoreanu & Ion Dolanescu - Suflecata pan’ la brau
  • Byan Adams, Rod Stewart & Sting - All For One, All For Love
  • Blues Traveler - Ugly American
  • (Canadian Rose)

  • Joe Cocker - Human Touch
  • Sarmalele Reci - Sprit de vara
  • Bon Jovi - Always
  • Bon Jovi - Bed of Roses
  • Miruna Olinescu - Nu mi-e frica de Bau Bau!
  • Zob - Radio Punk
  • Spice Girls - Viva Forever
  • The Beatles - Let It Be
  • The Beatles - Yesterday
  • Vali Sterian, Ceilalti & Brugner - Ce-a mai ramas din oameni
  • Blue Man Group - Time To Start (live)
  • Ray Charles - Come Rain or Come Shine
  • Tina Turner - Simply The Best
  • Tina Turner - Private Dancer
  • Florian Pittis - Ploaia care va veni
  • Rodney Carrington - Dear Pennis
  • Nat King Cole - Dream A Little Dream of Me
  • Nat King Cole - Mona Lisa
  • Alexandru Andries - Femei pentru zile ploiase
  • Alexandru Andries - Cea mai frumoasa zi
  • Alexandru Andries - BKL (Sunt Gigi)
  • Bob Marley - No Woman, No Cry
  • Bob Marley - Buffalo Soldier
  • Zdob si Zdub - Doina haiducului
  • Zdob si Zdub & DJ Vasile - Everybody in the casa mare
  • Vasco Rossi – Senza Parole
  • Annie Lennox - Why
  • Annie Lennox - Whiter Shade of Pale
  • Zale - Mai nou
  • Zale si Pavel Stratan – Declaratie d’avere
  • The Proclaimers - 500 Miles
  • OZone - Limba noastra
  • Paul Simon & Art Garfunkel - The Sound of Silence
  • Phoenix - In umbra marelui URSS
  • Phoenix - Haituit
  • Tudor Gheorghe - Lumina lina
  • (versuri de Ioan Alexandru)

  • Tudor Gheorghe - Mi-e dor de ea
  • (versuri de Ion Banuta)

  • Gabi Lunca - Omul bun n-are noroc
  • Gabi Lunca - Da, mama, cu biciu-n mine!
  • Norah Jones - Don’t Know Why
  • Sofia Vicoveanca - Supararea, bate-o, Doamne
  • Grigore Lese - Saracu’ omu’ cu dor
  • Grigore Lese – Cantec despre Bucovina
  • Ioan Bocsa – Ana, zorile se varsa
  • Anda Calugareanu – Noi nu!
  • Ileana Sararoiu - Dar’ar naiba-n tine, dragoste!
  • Nelu Ploiesteanu - Unge, Leano, usa bine!
  • Pink Martini - Lilly
  • Pink Martini - Hang on, Little Tomato
  • Cesaria Evora - Sodade
  • Cesaria Evora - Petit Pays
  • Andres Calamaro - La parte de adelante
  • (live)

  • Nicu Gigantu - Nu am pe nimeni, pe nimenea
  • Nicu Gigantu - Usor, puiule, usor
  • Uriah Heep - Lady in Black
  • Marlene Dietrich - Where Have All The Flowers Gone?
  • Marlene Dietrich - Lili Marlene
  • Victor Socaciu - Caii liberi
  • Faithless - Mass Destruction
  • Faithless - Miss You Less, See You More
  • Corina Chiriac - Strada Sperantei
  • Marika Tkhelidze - Xalxuri popuri
  • Fratii Petreus - Cetera-i inima mea
  • Fratii Petreus - Maramures, plai cu flori
  • Lovin Spoonful - Daydream (reclama Orange)
  • Ternipe - Az uton
  • Ternipe - Vasar utan
  • Cristi Paturca - Cantec de leagan (A.E.I.O.U.)
  • Duffy - Mercy
  • Patricia Kaas - Une fille de l’Est
  • Patricia Kaas - Une femme comme une autre
  • Ioana Radu - Dealu-i deal si valea-i vale
  • Ioana Radu - Lasa-ma sa patimesc
  • Toto Cotugno - Serenata
  • Doru Stanculescu - Haidi, hai!
  • (Pe sub flori ma leganai)

  • Moby - Natural Blues
  • Moby - Bring Sally Up
  • Nancy Sinatra - Bang, Bang!
  • ABBA - Waterloo
  • Gianna Nannini - Meravigliosa creatura
  • Emerson, Lake & Palmer - C’est la vie
  • Bob Marley - Redemption Song
  • Dooley Wilson - As Time Goes By (Casablanca)
  • AC/DC - You Shook Me All Night Long
  • AC/DC - Back in Black
  • Zob - Printre nori
  • Nancy Sinatra - These Boots Are Made For Walking
  • Dona Dumitru Siminica - Am iubit si-am sa iubesc
  • Ion Ghitulescu – Picaturi de untdelemn
  • Patti Smith - Because The Night
  • Pink Floyd - Lost for Words
  • Goran Bregovic - Old Home Movie
  • Goran Bregovic - Ya Ya (Ringe Ringe Raja)
  • Florian Pittis si Mircea Vintila – Vinovatii fara vina
  • VH2 – Fiecare zi fara tine
  • U2 - One
  • Gil Dobrica - Hai acasa!
  • Vama Veche - Vara asta
  • Iggy Pop - Lust for Life (Trainspotting)
  • Iggy Pop & Goran Bregovic - TV Screen
  • Zavaidoc - Aseara fusei la una
  • Deep Forest - Marta’s Song
  • Marc Anthony - Dimelo (I Need To Know)
  • Jimi Hendrix - Hey Joe
  • Ada Milea - Femurul
  • Afroman - Because I Got High
  • Mihai Margineanu - Tango
  • Adam Sandler - Chanukah Song