Say colt 45 and 2 zig-zags, baby, thats all we need we can go to the park after dark, smoke that tumbleweed, as the marijana burn’ we can take our turn singing them dirty rap songs, stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong and sell tapes from here to Hong Kong.
So roll roll roll my joint pick out the seeds and stems
feelin high as hell flyin’ through Palmdale
skatin’ on ragged rims
so roll, roll, the ’83 Cadilac Coupe Deville
if my tapes and my CDs just don’t sell I bet my caddy will.

Well it was just sundown in small white town
they call it East Side Palmdale, well
when the Afroman walked through the white land
houses went up for sale
well I was standing on the corner sellin’ rap cds
when i met a little girl name Jan
I let her ride in my caddy cause i didnt know her daddy was the leader of the Ku Klux Klan
we fucked on the bed
fucked on the floor
fucked so long I grew a fuckin afro
then I fucked to the left
fucked to the right
she sucked my dick ’till the shit turned white
I thought to myself sheeba-sheeba
got my ass lookin’ like a zebra
I put on my clothes and I was on my way
when her daddy pulled up in a Chevrolet
and so I ran, I jumped out the back window
but her daddy he was waitin’ with a two-by-four
oh he beat me to the left
he beat me to the right
the mother fucker wooped my ass all night
but i aint mad at a prejudice dad
thats the best damn pussy I ever had
I got a bag of weed and a bottle of wine
I’m gonna fuck that bitch just one more time

Colt 45 and 2 zig-zags baby thats all we need
we can go to the Park, after dark
smoke that tumbleweed
as the marijuana burn we can take our turn singin them dirty rap songs
stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong
and sell tapes from here to hong kong
so roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the seeds and stems
feelin high as hell flyin’ through Palmdale
skatin on datin rims
so roll, roll, the ’83 Cadilac Coupe Deville
if my tapes and my cds just don’t sell, I bet my Cabby will

I met this lady in Hollywood
she had green hair but damn she looked good
I took her to my house ’cause she was fine
but she whupped out a dick that was bigger than mine

I met this lady from Japan
never made love with an African
I fucked her once
I fucked her twice
I ate that pussy like shrimp-fried rice
Don’t be amazed with at stories I tell ya
I met a woman in the heart of Australia
had a big butt and big titties too
so i hopped in her ass like a kangaroo

See i met this woman from Hawaii
stuck it in her ass and she said aaiiiii
lips where breakfast
pussy was lunch
then her titties busted open with Hawaiian punch

I met colonel Sanders’ wife in the state of Kentucky
she said I’ll fry some chicken if you just fuck me
I came in her mouth it was a crisis
I gave her my secret blend of herbs and spices

Colt 45 and 2zig-zags baby that’s all we need
we can go to the Park, after dark
smoke that tumbleweed
as the marijuana burn we can take our turn singin them dirty rap songs
stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong
and sell tapes from here to Hong Kong

I met Dolly Parton in Tennessee
Her titties were filled with hennessee
that country music really drove me crazy
but I rode that ass and said yes miss Daisy

I met this lady in Oklahoma
put that pussy in a coma

Met this lady in Michigan
I can’t wait ’til I fuck that bitch again

Met a real black girl down in South Carolina
fucked her til she turned to a white Albina

Fucked this hooker in Iowa
I fucked her on credit, so I owe her

Fucked this girl down in Georgia
came in her mouth, man I thought I told ya

Met this beautiful sexy hoe
she just ran across the border of Mexico
fine young thing said her name’s Maria
I wrapped her up just like a hot tortilla
I wanna get married but I can’t afford it
I know I’m a cry when she get deported

Colt 45 and 2zig-zags baby that’s all we need
we can go to the Park, after dark
smoke that tumbleweed
and as the marijuana burn we can take our turn
singin’ them dirty rap songs
stop and hit the bong like Cheech ching Chong
and sell tapes from here to Hong Kong

Have you ever went over a girls house to fuck
But the pussy just ain’t no good
I mean you gettin’ upset because you cant get her wet
Plus you in the wrong neighborhood
So you try to play it off and eat the pussy
But it take her so long to cum
Then a dude walk in that’s her big boyfriend
And he asks you where you from
So you wipe your mouth and you try to explain
You start talkin’ real fast
But he already mad cause you fuckin’ his woman
So he start beatin’ on you ass
Now your clothes all muddy
Your nose all bloody
Your dick was hard but now its soft
You thought you had a girl to rock your world
Now you still gotta go jack off



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By schmoukiz, 11.07.2008 in Muzica

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Muzica

  • Pink Floyd - Brain Damage
  • (traducerea mea)

  • David Gilmour - Cruise
  • Pink Floyd - Wish You Were Here
  • (tradus de mine)

  • Frank Zappa - Bobby Brown
  • Roger Waters - Amused To Death
  • Mark Knopfler - Heart Full of Holes
  • Mark Knopfler - True Love Will Never Fade
  • Mark Knopfler - Behid With The Rent
  • Gianni Morandi - Parla piu piano
  • (The Godfather)

  • Dire Straits - Why Worry
  • Leonard Cohen - The Future
  • Leonard Cohen - Waiting for The Miracle To Come
  • Leonard Cohen - Democracy Is Coming To The USA
  • (traducere)

  • David Gilmour & David Bowie - Comfortably Numb
  • Jethro Tull - Too Old To Rock’n'Roll,
  • Too Young To Die

  • Bob Dylan - Things Have Changed
  • Bob Dylan - Mr. Tambourine Man
  • Willie Nelson - Always On My Mind
  • Willie Nelson - I Never Cared For You
  • Mircea Florian – Podul de piatra
  • Johnny Cash - The Highwayman
  • Norah Jones - Sunrise
  • Gheorghe Dinica - Sunt vagabondul vietii mele
  • Tom Jones - It’s Not Unusual
  • Dalida & Alain Delon - Parole, parole, parole
  • Adriano Celentano - Azzurro
  • Eric Clapton - Wonderful Tonight
  • Eric Clapton - Please Be With Me
  • Eric Clapton - Tears in Heaven
  • Katie Melua - Nine Million Bicycles
  • Mahalia Jackson - Dig A Little Deeper
  • Chris Rea - Auberge
  • Chris Rea - The Road To Hell (full)
  • BB King & David Gilmour - Eyesight to The Blind
  • Leonard Cohen - Closing Time
  • Bruce Springsteen - Secret Garden
  • Bruce Springsteen - Born in The USA
  • BB King & Eric Clapton - Help The Poor
  • Mahalia Jackson - Amazing Grace
  • Elvis Presley - Suspicious Minds
  • Mike Oldfield - Moonlight Shadow (Maggie Reilly)
  • Edith Piaf - Milord
  • Edith Piaf - Johnny, tu n’es pas un ange
  • (Sanie cu zurgalai)

  • Spitalul de urgenta - Sila
  • Spitalul de Urgenta - Prietenii
  • Sarah McLahan - In The Arms of An Angel
  • Aretha Franklin - I Say A Little Prayer For You
  • Gloria Gaynor - Can’t Take My Eyes Off of You
  • Taxi - Dragostea, ca o pereche de pantofi
  • Shaggy - Repent
  • Creedence Clearwater Revival - Have You Ever Seen The Rain

  • Nina Simone - Sinnerman
  • Shirley Bassey - Where Do I Begin
  • (Love Story)

  • Adrian Ivanitchi - Arsura
  • Fleetwood Mac - Peacekeeper
  • Tracy Chapman - Give Me One Reason
  • Taraful din Clejani - Dorul meu e numai dor
  • Taraful din Clejani - Intoarcerea la Clejani
  • Israel Kamakawiwo’ole - Somewhere Over The Rainbow
  • Altar - Protest
  • Gica Petrescu - Cantece de petrecere
  • Deep Purple - Smoke on The Water
  • Deep Purple - Soldier of Fortune
  • Deep Purple - When A Blind Man Cries
  • Ion Albesteanu – Omule cu caii buni
  • Iron Maiden - Fear of The Dark
  • (live in Rio)

  • Iron Maiden - Run To The Hills
  • The Doors - Riders On The Storm
  • Dire Straits - Sultans of Swing
  • Dire Straits - Romeo and Juliet
  • Dire Straits - So Far Away
  • Mihai Margineanu - Mai stii
  • Romica Puceanu - Arz-o focu’, dragostea!
  • Romica Puceanu - Saraiman
  • (My English Version)

  • Don McLean - American Pie
  • Robbie Williams - Supreme
  • Nicole Kidman & Robbie Williams - Something Stupid
  • Sting - Fragile
  • Sting - Englishman in New-York
  • Rita Pavone – Cuore
  • UB40 - Red, Red Wine
  • Miriam Makeba & Harry Belafonte - Malaika
  • (My Angel)

  • Sting - Mad About You
  • Pavel Stratan - Viata moldovana
  • Pavel Stratan – M-am nascut de ziua mea
  • The Eagles - Hotel California
  • Led Zeppelin - Stairway To Heaven
  • Pink Floyd - Time
  • Pink Floyd - Coming Back To Life
  • Pink Floyd - Learning To Fly
  • Anton Achitei - Am un leu si vreu sa-l beu
  • Morcheeba - Rome Wasn’t Built in A Day
  • Maria Tanase - Marie si Marioara
  • Maria Tanase - Lume, lume
  • Maria Tanase - Cine m-aude cantand
  • Madonna - Take A Bow
  • Pinocchio - I’ve Got No Strings!
  • (Dickie Jones)

  • The Rolling Stones - Angie
  • The Rolling Stones - Play With Fire
  • Toni Iordache - Asa beau oamenii buni
  • Fara Zahar - Manea (Grosu si Artagosu)
  • Fara Zahar - Neamul lui Penes Curcanu
  • System of A Down - Lonely Day
  • System of A Down - ATWA
  • Pink Floyd - If
  • Frank Sinatra - My Way
  • Frank Sinatra - Strangers In The Night
  • Ben E King - Stand by Me
  • Coolio - I See You When You Get There
  • Suie Paparude - Cu zambetul pe buze
  • Frank Sinatra & Bono (U2) - Under My Skin
  • Smokie - For A Few Dollars More
  • Louis Armstrong - What A Wonderful World
  • Muzica

  • U2 - Pride
  • (live, Romania ovationata la Dublin dupa Revolutie)

  • Vali Sterian - Pariu pe o lacrima
  • Vali Sterian - Anotimpuri
  • Mika - Grace Kelly
  • Mika - Big Girl, You Are Beautiful!
  • Van Morrison - Brown Eyed Girl
  • Queen - Somebody To Love
  • Queen - Bohemian Rhapsody
  • Anda Calugareanu si Toma Caragiu – La copia piu bella
  • Salt ‘n’ Pepa - What A Man!
  • Nat King Cole - Let There Be Love
  • Ion Dolanescu - Eu si maine-as vrea sa mor
  • Pasarea Colibri - Vanare de Vant
  • Pasarea Colibri - Popa Nan (Mircea Vintila)
  • Gilbert O’Sullivan - Alone Again, Naturally
  • Ionela Prodan - Din bucata mea de paine
  • Peggy Lee - I Don’t Know Enough About You
  • Metallica - Nothing Else Matters
  • Metallica - The Unforgiven
  • Elena Merisoreanu & Ion Dolanescu - Suflecata pan’ la brau
  • Byan Adams, Rod Stewart & Sting - All For One, All For Love
  • Blues Traveler - Ugly American
  • (Canadian Rose)

  • Joe Cocker - Human Touch
  • Sarmalele Reci - Sprit de vara
  • Bon Jovi - Always
  • Bon Jovi - Bed of Roses
  • Miruna Olinescu - Nu mi-e frica de Bau Bau!
  • Zob - Radio Punk
  • Spice Girls - Viva Forever
  • The Beatles - Let It Be
  • The Beatles - Yesterday
  • Vali Sterian, Ceilalti & Brugner - Ce-a mai ramas din oameni
  • Blue Man Group - Time To Start (live)
  • Ray Charles - Come Rain or Come Shine
  • Tina Turner - Simply The Best
  • Tina Turner - Private Dancer
  • Florian Pittis - Ploaia care va veni
  • Rodney Carrington - Dear Pennis
  • Nat King Cole - Dream A Little Dream of Me
  • Nat King Cole - Mona Lisa
  • Alexandru Andries - Femei pentru zile ploiase
  • Alexandru Andries - Cea mai frumoasa zi
  • Alexandru Andries - BKL (Sunt Gigi)
  • Bob Marley - No Woman, No Cry
  • Bob Marley - Buffalo Soldier
  • Zdob si Zdub - Doina haiducului
  • Zdob si Zdub & DJ Vasile - Everybody in the casa mare
  • Vasco Rossi – Senza Parole
  • Annie Lennox - Why
  • Annie Lennox - Whiter Shade of Pale
  • Zale - Mai nou
  • Zale si Pavel Stratan – Declaratie d’avere
  • The Proclaimers - 500 Miles
  • OZone - Limba noastra
  • Paul Simon & Art Garfunkel - The Sound of Silence
  • Phoenix - In umbra marelui URSS
  • Phoenix - Haituit
  • Tudor Gheorghe - Lumina lina
  • (versuri de Ioan Alexandru)

  • Tudor Gheorghe - Mi-e dor de ea
  • (versuri de Ion Banuta)

  • Gabi Lunca - Omul bun n-are noroc
  • Gabi Lunca - Da, mama, cu biciu-n mine!
  • Norah Jones - Don’t Know Why
  • Sofia Vicoveanca - Supararea, bate-o, Doamne
  • Grigore Lese - Saracu’ omu’ cu dor
  • Grigore Lese – Cantec despre Bucovina
  • Ioan Bocsa – Ana, zorile se varsa
  • Anda Calugareanu – Noi nu!
  • Ileana Sararoiu - Dar’ar naiba-n tine, dragoste!
  • Nelu Ploiesteanu - Unge, Leano, usa bine!
  • Pink Martini - Lilly
  • Pink Martini - Hang on, Little Tomato
  • Cesaria Evora - Sodade
  • Cesaria Evora - Petit Pays
  • Andres Calamaro - La parte de adelante
  • (live)

  • Nicu Gigantu - Nu am pe nimeni, pe nimenea
  • Nicu Gigantu - Usor, puiule, usor
  • Uriah Heep - Lady in Black
  • Marlene Dietrich - Where Have All The Flowers Gone?
  • Marlene Dietrich - Lili Marlene
  • Victor Socaciu - Caii liberi
  • Faithless - Mass Destruction
  • Faithless - Miss You Less, See You More
  • Corina Chiriac - Strada Sperantei
  • Marika Tkhelidze - Xalxuri popuri
  • Fratii Petreus - Cetera-i inima mea
  • Fratii Petreus - Maramures, plai cu flori
  • Lovin Spoonful - Daydream (reclama Orange)
  • Ternipe - Az uton
  • Ternipe - Vasar utan
  • Cristi Paturca - Cantec de leagan (A.E.I.O.U.)
  • Duffy - Mercy
  • Patricia Kaas - Une fille de l’Est
  • Patricia Kaas - Une femme comme une autre
  • Ioana Radu - Dealu-i deal si valea-i vale
  • Ioana Radu - Lasa-ma sa patimesc
  • Toto Cotugno - Serenata
  • Doru Stanculescu - Haidi, hai!
  • (Pe sub flori ma leganai)

  • Moby - Natural Blues
  • Moby - Bring Sally Up
  • Nancy Sinatra - Bang, Bang!
  • ABBA - Waterloo
  • Gianna Nannini - Meravigliosa creatura
  • Emerson, Lake & Palmer - C’est la vie
  • Bob Marley - Redemption Song
  • Dooley Wilson - As Time Goes By (Casablanca)
  • AC/DC - You Shook Me All Night Long
  • AC/DC - Back in Black
  • Zob - Printre nori
  • Nancy Sinatra - These Boots Are Made For Walking
  • Dona Dumitru Siminica - Am iubit si-am sa iubesc
  • Ion Ghitulescu – Picaturi de untdelemn
  • Patti Smith - Because The Night
  • Pink Floyd - Lost for Words
  • Goran Bregovic - Old Home Movie
  • Goran Bregovic - Ya Ya (Ringe Ringe Raja)
  • Florian Pittis si Mircea Vintila – Vinovatii fara vina
  • VH2 – Fiecare zi fara tine
  • U2 - One
  • Gil Dobrica - Hai acasa!
  • Vama Veche - Vara asta
  • Iggy Pop - Lust for Life (Trainspotting)
  • Iggy Pop & Goran Bregovic - TV Screen
  • Zavaidoc - Aseara fusei la una
  • Deep Forest - Marta’s Song
  • Marc Anthony - Dimelo (I Need To Know)
  • Jimi Hendrix - Hey Joe
  • Ada Milea - Femurul
  • Afroman - Because I Got High
  • Mihai Margineanu - Tango
  • Adam Sandler - Chanukah Song